Original publication: BikerTrash.com
Original byline: Larry Gore
More Cover Stories Than the Clinton WhiteHouse
Sometimes, it is important for the press to speak out on issues. This incident is certainly one of those times.
For someone, like Cowboy (Rick), to take the time to make such a great trip to Colorado is wonderful.
However, the spinning of the facts in order to shift information concerning the ownership of these items is reprehensible.
Our magazine, BikerTrash.com, was contacted by an individual known only as “deep throat” who provided the true facts of the case.
“In the last minute rush to get ready for the trip, Cowboy was trying to get all of his laundry chores caught up.
In doing so he was running his washer and dryer at almost full capacity (face it, change of clothes for Cowboy will fill up the capacity on most appliances). With his dryer working overtime and the weather being so great, Cowboy (according to our source) decided to air-dry his personal unmentionables to save time and to get that fresh air scent to them – his problem with chronic flatulence being what it it.
At that point (according to our source) Cowboy got so busy getting ready for the trip that he forgot to bring in his laundry. While riding near the Continental divide Cowboy (1) remembered that he left his unmentionables hanging outside on the statues, and (2) realized that there would be some people at his house to check on things and they would notice the frilly stuff.
At that point, Cowboy (probably under the influence of demon rum) concocted the cover story concerning vandalism in order to quell any rumors that might get started concerning some of his more personal and more kinky habits.”
Cowboy assumed he would be able to maintain such a subterfuge because he was relying on the fact that over a period of 9 days, the Texas sun would have shrunk these items to such a degree that it would appear that they were too small for him to wear.
Although we at BikerTrash have a policy of not editorializing on such matters, we do express our apprecation to “deep throat” who at great personal risk has stepped forward in the interest of truth, justice and the American way. As responsible citizens and as the Free Press it is our duty to print the truth and “let the panties fall where they may”
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FLASH UPDATE, HOUSTON Sep 25 3:35 pm
EYEWITNESS REPORT (Email from Crossjct@yahoo.comLarry, I feel that being the neighbor of “COWBOY” I must reveal that I was at fault for the mistake at the POOL. My “neighbor” had ask me to care for his pool while he was gone. I awoke early the morning of his departure and went to check on his pool. It was then I noticed the laundry hanging out to dry. I tried and tried to contact my neighbor to inform him of the luggage he had left behind but his response to me was to remove it before anyone saw it. He had forgotten that it was out, and since it was still damp when he got ready to leave, he decided it would be too cold in the rockies to wear (knowing the problems he has when he is cold) anyway. About that time my pager went off and i forgot to remove the items. Apparently, someone entered the yard and found out his secret so please allow me to offically say that I am sorry Rick, for letting you down Bro. I didn’t realize I was the only one that knew!!!
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5:02 PM. THIS JUST IN.
Out of love and respect for Cowboy, the BikerTrash.com staff publishes this photo without comment.
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